The Dictatorship of Rus-land is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.652 billion Rus-landians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 25.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rus-landian economy, worth 133 trillion rsls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 80,620 rsls, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Rus-land, and Rus-landians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Rus-land's national animal is the golden eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Rus-land is ranked 260,738^th in the world and 1,295^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 12.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.