The Socialist Federal Republic of Romondia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Romovsky with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.612 billion Romondians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romovgrad. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romondian economy, worth 470 trillion The Romondian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 130,313 The Romondian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, and centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romondia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Romondia is ranked 149,050^th in the world and 487^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.