The Federation of Rezonovia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Julius Soliarian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 9.929 billion Rezonovians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Tonini. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rezonovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,358 trillion Reznovian marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 237,524 Reznovian marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

One can wake up in Rezonovia and have breakfast in Bigtopia, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime is totally unknown. Rezonovia's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rezonovia is ranked 289,649^th in the world and 6,289^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -606.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.