The People's Republic of Pynk is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jean-François Rodin with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 23.486 billion Pynkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orleans. The average income tax rate is 47.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Pynkian economy, worth 452 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,247 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pynk has designated Orleans as its capital city, Jean-François Rodin has just been declared ruler of Pynk in an international press conference, Atheism has been named as Pynk's national religion, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pynk's national animal is the dog and its national religion is Atheism.

Pynk is ranked 10,835^th in the world and 7^th in Philippines for Largest Populations, with 23.5 billion capita.