The Community of Pigeonalty is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ala Fry with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 1.069 billion Pigeonaltyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dove City. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pigeonaltyian economy, worth 103 trillion Wigeons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,118 Wigeons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, Ala Fry has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pigeonalty's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pigeonalty is ranked 9,979^th in the world and 11^th in Rushmore for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.