The Democratic Republic of Pantuu is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Gahro Muadulo Kalaiko with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.574 billion Pantuuans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokukunoan. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pantuuan economy, worth 326 trillion Platas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 207,235 Platas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pantuu's national animal is the Red Claw Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pantuu is ranked 10,476^th in the world and 356^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 62.75 flags saluted per person per day.