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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,170thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,417thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,911th
The Community of
Democratic Socialists
In cheese we trust
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Pantumaca

Population1.464 billion

CapitalCasteller
LeaderMontserrat Puig

Currencypebble
Animalmelk

The Community of Pantumaca is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Montserrat Puig with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.464 billion Pantumaches are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casteller. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pantumacan economy, worth 185 trillion pebbles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,777 pebbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, and it turns out you can teach cats new tricks. Crime is totally unknown. Pantumaca's national animal is the melk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pantumaca is ranked 33,813th in the world and 80th in Refugia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,263.7 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,170thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,417thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,911thMost Influential: 2,363rdTop
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Most Secular: 3,589thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,703rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,087thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,614thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,496thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,416thMost Pacifist: 9,443rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,019thMost Cultured: 13,050thMost Inclusive: 14,041stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,231stTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 15,389thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,856thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,971stHighest Food Quality: 17,305thNicest Citizens: 19,107thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,661stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,598thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,547thHighest Drug Use: 27,583rd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 24th in the regionMost Primitive: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pantumaca lodged a message on the Refugia Regional Message Board.
  • : Pantumaca voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
  • : Pantumaca was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Punkle 2.
  • : Pantumaca voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
  • : Pantumaca was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, group hugs break out during floor votes.

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