The State of Ouayt-Ouatte is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 14.897 billion Ouayt-Ouatteans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominion Heights. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Ouayt-Ouattean economy, worth 307 trillion betales a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,675 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nudity is frowned upon, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, Ouayt-Ouatte has designated Dominion Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Ouayt-Ouatte in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ouayt-Ouatte's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ouayt-Ouatte is ranked 74,552^nd in the world and 109^th in 0000 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 401.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.