The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Pilot Montelo II with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.34 billion Osheigans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Osheigan economy, worth a remarkable 1,299 trillion airline miles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 243,317 airline miles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Flying Dodo.

Osheiga is ranked 2,796^th in the world and 1^st in Trading Cards for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 14,145.64 on the Gilded Widget Scale.