The Holy Empire of Oezanvamesdi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, daily referendums, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.14 billion Oezanvamesdians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oezanvamesdian economy, worth a remarkable 2,251 trillion Pesos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,037 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Max Barry finally has time for writing books after NationStates was recently outlawed, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, Oezanvamesdian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oezanvamesdi's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oezanvamesdi is ranked 62,217^th in the world and 3,290^th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.