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Most Secular: 604thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,011thHealthiest Citizens: 1,292nd
The Dominion of
Democratic Socialists
Coyote created the world, what have you done?
Lord Ptah
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Nuwisha

Population12.791 billion

LeaderLord Ptah

CurrencyShin
AnimalCoyote

The Dominion of Nuwisha is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Ptah with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.791 billion Nuwishans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nuwishan economy, worth a remarkable 2,356 trillion Shins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,257 Shins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nuwisha's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nuwisha is ranked 2,180th in the world and 76th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 256 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Secular: 604thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,011thHealthiest Citizens: 1,292ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,331stSmartest Citizens: 1,346thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,450thNicest Citizens: 1,473rdMost Pacifist: 2,037thMost Cultured: 2,161stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,182ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,687thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,735thBest Weather: 2,804thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,013thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,099thMost Efficient Economies: 3,545thLargest Governments: 3,781stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,961stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,174thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,037thSafest: 5,282ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,204thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,895thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,503rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,680thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16,231stMost Income Equality: 23,094th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 49th in the regionNicest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 61st in the regionMost Cultured: 76th in the regionMost Pacifist: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 110th in the regionBest Weather: 112th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 113th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 116th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 123rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 129th in the regionLargest Governments: 157th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 196th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 206th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 216th in the regionSafest: 279th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 302nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 426th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 668th in the regionMost Income Equality: 772nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 813th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,044th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,086th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nuwisha, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuwisha, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuwisha, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Nuwisha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuwisha, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuwisha, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuwisha, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuwisha, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuwisha, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuwisha, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.

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