The Republic of Nsns79 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.756 billion Nsns79ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nsns79ian economy, worth 266 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,589 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, children are raised bilingual from an early age, carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise, and the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nsns79's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nsns79 is ranked 285,530^th in the world and 7,042^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Armed, with 0.14 weapons per person.