The Republic of Nsns38 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.728 billion Nsns38ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nsns38ian economy, worth 277 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 101,542 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, large areas of Nsns38 are not accessible by the public, and the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nsns38's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nsns38 is ranked 40,690^th in the world and 1,053^rd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 61,351.89 Standard Monetary Units.