Population | 2.746 billion |
Currency | mark |
Animal | lion |
The Republic of Nsns18 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.746 billion Nsns18ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Nsns18ian economy, worth 342 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,647 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 352,844 per year while the poor average 35,209, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.
The nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, and getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Nsns18. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nsns18's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Nsns18 is ranked 280,352nd in the world and 6,903rd in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 0.37 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nsns18, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Nsns18.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns18, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns18, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns18, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns18, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in Nsns18, the Great Nsns18ian Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
- : Nsns18 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns18, the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns18, the Nsns18ian Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns18, even secular Nsns18ians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".