Population | 2.754 billion |
Currency | florin |
Animal | turtle |
The Republic of Nsns170 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.754 billion Nsns170ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nsns170ian economy, worth 355 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,100 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Water fights now end with thousands dead, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, and frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nsns170's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Nsns170 is ranked 13,666th in the world and 330th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 109,189.72 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nsns170, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns170, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns170, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns170, water fights now end with thousands dead.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns170, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns170, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns170, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns170, nano-turtles are the current fad sweeping the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns170, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader.
- : Following new legislation in Nsns170, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.