The Federation of Novesjkgrevi is a very large, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 145 million Novesjkgrevians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Novesjkgrevian economy, worth 9.85 trillion Novesjkgrevian Karkaes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,965 Novesjkgrevian Karkaes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novesjkgrevi's national animal is the Novesjkgrevian Sea Monitor, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Novesjkgrevi is ranked 41,823^rd in the world and 533^rd in Europe for Safest, scoring 105.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.