The Green State of Nouen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jeremy Saddler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 23.124 billion Nouenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vancouver. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Nouenian economy, worth 362 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 15,691 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women who display their ankles are shunned by society, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, Atheism has been named as Nouen's national religion, and Jeremy Saddler has just been declared ruler of Nouen in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nouen's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nouen is ranked 244,536^th in the world and 125^th in Canada for Highest Poor Incomes, with 13,089.05 Standard Monetary Units.