The State of Noameno is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 13.536 billion Noamenoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Noamenoan economy, worth 137 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,137 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and Noameno has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noameno's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Noameno is ranked 222,853^rd in the world and 524^th in 0000 for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 229.17 on the Gilded Widget Scale.