The Republic of Nirvasyl is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Governor Barbara Rose with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.705 billion Nirvasyli are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nirvasyl City. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nirvasyli economy, worth 103 trillion Schitzas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,975 Schitzas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Time flies when you're not having fun, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, Church of the Silver Wolf has been named as Nirvasyl's national religion, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nirvasyl's national animal is the Ginrou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Silver Wolf.

Nirvasyl is ranked 74,142^nd in the world and 2,019^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,909.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.