The Republic of Niaqornaarsuk is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.708 billion Niaqornaarsukians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Niaqornaarsukian economy, worth 58.9 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 34,499 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,351 per year while the poor average 2,162, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Niaqornaarsuk's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Niaqornaarsuk is ranked 166,644^th in the world and 57^th in Lone Wolves United for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.