The Anatidaean Republic of Neo-Quacktopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ser Quacksbury with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.307 billion ducks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New 'New New' Duckberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.7%.

The all-consuming duck-like economy, worth 681 trillion breadcrumbs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 82,072 breadcrumbs, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, and under love's heavy burden Ser Quacksbury sinks lower in the political right's esteem. Crime is relatively low. Neo-Quacktopia's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neo-Quacktopia is ranked 73,820^th in the world and 72^nd in Gay for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,536.1 on the Gilded Widget Scale.