The Republic of Nananananana is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.119 billion Nanananananans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nanananananan economy, worth a remarkable 1,897 trillion shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 125,517 shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nanananananans believe manners maketh the leader, too many developers spoil the codebase, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nananananana's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nananananana is ranked 271,419^th in the world and 639^th in 10000 Islands for Most Armed, with 0.16 weapons per person.