The Borderlands of N3794 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ritual sacrifices, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.016 billion N3794ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient N3794ian economy, worth 880 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 146,435 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

N3794's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, farting etiquette is taught in schools, and the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N3794's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

N3794 is ranked 20,419^th in the world and 1,159^th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 91 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.