The State of Morfa is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 10.221 billion Morfans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.5%.

The strong Morfan economy, worth 509 trillion betales a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 49,871 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and Morfa has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Morfa's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Morfa is ranked 134,203^rd in the world and 191^st in 0000 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 105.86 on the Clooney Contribution Index.