The Club President of Monika- is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Monika with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.331 billion Monikans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idlewood. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Monikan economy, worth a remarkable 4,537 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 400,466 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Eagle hunting institutions, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monika-'s national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Monika- is ranked 440^th in the world and 1^st in Love Live for Highest Poor Incomes, with 336,046.17 Standard Monetary Units.