The Commonwealth of Monianoli is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.095 billion Monianolians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Monianolian economy, worth a remarkable 9,266 trillion Kols a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 575,718 Kols, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,802,601 per year while the poor average 140,985, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Monianoli's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Monianoli is ranked 7,188^th in the world and 178^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 140,985.88 Standard Monetary Units.