The State of Mkhaya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, cynical population of 19.263 billion Mkhayans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, liberal, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The thriving Mkhayan economy, worth 418 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 21,724 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed and the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mkhaya's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mkhaya is ranked 125,061^st in the world and 183^rd in 0000 for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 892.78 on the Gilded Widget Scale.