The Malice Scout of Mizeri is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.673 billion Mizerians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Mizerian economy, worth 218 trillion tagalongs a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,143 tagalongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mizeri has designated Mizeri City as its capital city, citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Mizeri City for fear of causing a fuss, and nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizeri's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mizeri is ranked 266,990^th in the world and 6,447^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,459.52 Standard Monetary Units.