Population | 20.304 billion |
Capital | Andreyevgrad |
Leader | Sergei Andreyev |
Currency | Kertas Toilet |
Animal | Doge |
The Holy Empire of Mimpinesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sergei Andreyev with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 20.304 billion Mimpinesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andreyevgrad. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Mimpinesian economy, worth a remarkable 9,155 trillion Kertas Toilets a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 450,921 Kertas Toilets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, the horniness of the great-horned Doge is considered a national priority, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mimpinesia's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mimpinesia is ranked 293,453rd in the world and 7,245th in the Rejected Realms for Most Armed, with 0.09 weapons per person.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
- : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, the horniness of the great-horned Doge is considered a national priority.
- : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
- : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued.
- : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, Mimpinesian Gladiators is a ratings success.
- : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing.
- : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
- : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix.
- : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute.
- : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, the only science is political science.