The Constitutional Monarchy of Milna is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.533 billion Milnoeses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality, Defense, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Milnan economy, worth 894 trillion Estedoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 57,597 Estedoes, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the government is reining in public spending, a nation-wide cull of Milnoese wildcats is in effect, and police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races. Crime is moderate. Milna's national animal is the Milnoese wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Milna is ranked 184,722^nd in the world and 8,382^nd in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 21,014.17 Standard Monetary Units.