The Republic of Masoilia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Yohann Efremof with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.864 billion Masoilians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masoiliavilo. The average income tax rate is 17.3%.

The Masoilian economy, worth 455 trillion Rublars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,931 Rublars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, and motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Masoilia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Masoilia is ranked 68,594^th in the world and 419^th in NationStates for Largest Populations, with 7.86 billion capita.