The Incorporated States of Lunavarius is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Black with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.375 billion Lunavariusians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunavarius City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lunavariusian economy, worth an astonishing 11,172 trillion lunas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 334,764 lunas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,939,078 per year while the poor average 5,662, a ratio of 519 to 1.

Pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lunavarius's national animal is the grey mantle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lunavarius is ranked 294,037^th in the world and 4^th in Zetegen for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -17.32 on the Gilded Widget Scale.