The Scared Place of Lumbini is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.83 billion Lumbinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The strong Lumbinian economy, worth 188 trillion Dhammas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 49,121 Dhammas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 316,593 per year while the poor average 3,079, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lumbini's national animal is the Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lumbini is ranked 277,850^th in the world and 6,191^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 321.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.