The Republic of Logone is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.262 billion Logoneans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The strong Logonean economy, worth 155 trillion francs a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 36,514 francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 235,336 per year while the poor average 2,288, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Logone's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Logone is ranked 41,771^st in the world and 717^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Armed, with 3.85 weapons per person.