The Republic of Litaurum is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Edward Akufo-Addo with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.421 billion Litaurans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Accra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.0%.

The thriving Litauran economy, worth 512 trillion Cedi ₵s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 79,779 Cedi ₵s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,337 per year while the poor average 20,771, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

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Litaurum is ranked 188,130^th in the world and 277^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Highest Poor Incomes, with 20,771.7 Standard Monetary Units.