The Seedy bar of Liquorland is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.851 billion Liquorlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.4%.

The powerhouse Liquorlandian economy, worth 174 trillion Bottle caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,033 Bottle caps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,690 per year while the poor average 14,190, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.

It can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liquorland's national animal is the Bottlenose Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Liquorland is ranked 69,517^th in the world and 1,930^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,129.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.