The Galactic Commonwealth of Linnosa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Star-Chancellor Nathan Gawlik with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.205 billion Linnosix love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Linnopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Linnosi economy, worth a remarkable 1,987 trillion sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 150,486 sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linnosa's national animal is the sea eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Wesleyanism.

Linnosa is ranked 290,085^th in the world and 10,910^th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.12 weapons per person.