The Republic of Li3tuva is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Grand Duchy with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, fear of technology, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.909 billion Lietuvans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klaipeda. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Li3tuvan economy, worth 117 trillion Litas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,447 Litas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Li3tuva's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Li3tuva's national animal is the White stork, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Li3tuva is ranked 63,859^th in the world and 624^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,035.36 on the Gilded Widget Scale.