The Republic of Latina is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.033 billion Latinese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong Latinese economy, worth 621 trillion lire a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,315 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Latina has designated Latina as its capital city, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, Leader has just been declared ruler of Latina in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Latina's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Latina's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Latina is ranked 234,553^rd in the world and 5,589^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 692.97 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.