The Republic of Landunieshiros is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.456 billion Landunieshirosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Landunieshirosian economy, worth 750 trillion Doughs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,483 Doughs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landunieshiros's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Landunieshiros is ranked 130,089^th in the world and 2,563^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.