The Free Land of Kylie is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 3.779 billion Kylieans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The strong Kyliean economy, worth 286 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,854 rupees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,101 per year while the poor average 12,689, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the government is reining in public spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Kylie's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kylie is ranked 198,056^th in the world and 45^th in Serenity for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.