The Kyle's Lands of Kylesland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 27.222 billion Kyleslandians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Industry, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Education and Administration are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The powerhouse Kyleslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 41,809 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 143,438 per year while the poor average 8,944, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

The government is seen to favor Catholics and voting is compulsory. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kylesland's national animal is the gryphon.

Kylesland is ranked 260,020^th in the world and 4,102^nd in the Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 8,944.33 Standard Monetary Units.