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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,591stFattest Citizens: 3,458thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,934th
The Atredian Enclave of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The House Always Wins
President for Life Robert House
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kurze

Population3.321 billion

CapitalRaven Rock
LeaderPresident for Life Robert House
FaithAtheism

CurrencyKurzean Military Scrip
AnimalTwo Headed Bear

The Atredian Enclave of Kurze is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President for Life Robert House with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.321 billion Kurzeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raven Rock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kurzean economy, worth 480 trillion Kurzean Military Scrips a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,795 Kurzean Military Scrips, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, bars are packed at all hours, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money, and the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kurze's national animal is the Two Headed Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kurze is ranked 279,335th in the world and 10,244th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 5.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,591stTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,458thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,934thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,129thMost Avoided: 4,258thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,410thMost Armed: 4,562ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,732ndNudest: 7,092ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,286thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,945thLargest Mining Sector: 9,447thLargest Black Market: 9,483rdMost Patriotic: 11,381stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,141stLargest Welfare Programs: 16,408thMost Secular: 16,913thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,693rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,288thHighest Average Incomes: 24,276thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,248th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 159th in the regionFattest Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 204th in the regionMost Avoided: 260th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 273rd in the regionMost Armed: 312th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 317th in the regionNudest: 323rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 406th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 526th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 531st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 617th in the regionLargest Black Market: 764th in the regionMost Patriotic: 836th in the regionMost Secular: 913th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 922nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 929th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 958th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1,013th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kurze's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Kurze was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurze, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurze, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurze, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurze, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurze, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurze, many rural villagers have never been more than a day's horse-ride from their birthplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurze, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurze, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Kurze.

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