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Fattest Citizens: 206thMost Armed: 278thMost Avoided: 286th
The Atredian Enclave of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The House Always Wins
President for Life Robert House
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kurze

Population3.17 billion

CapitalRaven Rock
LeaderPresident for Life Robert House
FaithAtheism

CurrencyKurzean Military Scrip
AnimalTwo Headed Bear

The Atredian Enclave of Kurze is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President for Life Robert House with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.17 billion Kurzeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raven Rock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kurzean economy, worth 446 trillion Kurzean Military Scrips a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,762 Kurzean Military Scrips, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Maxxmas is colloquially known as Zombie Day, many believe that the only good Two Headed Bear is a dead Two Headed Bear, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows, and President for Life Robert House accepted United Federation theatrical awards for Best Writer and Best Actress on behalf of the absent recipients. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kurze's national animal is the Two Headed Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kurze is ranked 160,957th in the world and 7,099th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.06 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Fattest Citizens: 206thMost Armed: 278thMost Avoided: 286thLargest Black Market: 792ndMost Patriotic: 798thMost Secular: 1,088thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,644thHighest Average Incomes: 1,863rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,524thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,577thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,582ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,696thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,337thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,604thMost Developed: 4,860thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,045thHighest Economic Output: 5,233rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,138thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,639thNudest: 6,981stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,115thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,785thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,341stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,019thHighest Crime Rates: 9,585thLargest Mining Sector: 9,591stMost Average: 10,975thMost Primitive: 12,072ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,583rdHighest Drug Use: 13,739thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 16,304thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,505thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,159thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,840thMost Influential: 18,467thMost Inclusive: 19,559thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,258thMost Stationary: 21,372ndMost Subsidized Industry: 21,670thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,149thHighest Food Quality: 22,253rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,392nd
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Fattest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 61st in the regionLargest Black Market: 66th in the regionMost Secular: 67th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 88th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 111th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 153rd in the regionMost Cultured: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 176th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 194th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 222nd in the regionMost Developed: 249th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 260th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 290th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 291st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 304th in the regionNudest: 318th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 340th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 360th in the regionMost Primitive: 384th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 394th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 422nd in the regionMost Average: 467th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 514th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 523rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 542nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 591st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 607th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 642nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 642nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 656th in the regionMost Influential: 682nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 720th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 724th in the regionMost Stationary: 763rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 795th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 943rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 1,052nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kurze's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Kurze, President for Life Robert House accepted United Federation theatrical awards for Best Writer and Best Actress on behalf of the absent recipients.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurze, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurze, many believe that the only good Two Headed Bear is a dead Two Headed Bear.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurze, Maxxmas is colloquially known as Zombie Day.
  • : Following new legislation in Kurze, jackboots have given the boot to the nobility.
  • : Kurze was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Kurze ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Kurze's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Kurze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 5% for Most Ignorant Citizens, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Most Patriotic, and Most Armed.

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