The Republic of Kufarigigistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mattiss Kurfagia with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and public floggings. The devout population of 1.032 billion Kufarigigistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Spirituality, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kufarigigistania. The average income tax rate is 20.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kufarigigistanian economy, worth 57.6 trillion Kurfas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,786 Kurfas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, the military struggles with recruitment, people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty, and what goes down must come up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kufarigigistan's national animal is the Kufarigigistanian Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kufarigigistan is ranked 224,678^th in the world and 1,160^th in Europe for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.