The Tree-dwellers of Krid is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kridgerkanthar with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.722 billion Kridians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Surefall Glade. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kridian economy, worth 149 trillion Écu d'Ors a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,244 Écu d'Ors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, and knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krid's national animal is the Coq Gaulois, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Krid is ranked 45,051^st in the world and 161^st in Forest for Safest, scoring 104.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.