The Empire of Kreiger is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by God King Adolf Rizzler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.465 billion Kreigerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Panthersville. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kreigerian economy, worth 178 trillion dogeians a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,159 dogeians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many believe that God King Adolf Rizzler's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kreiger's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is God King Adolf Rizzlerism.

Kreiger is ranked 41,549^th in the world and 437^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,547.82 on the Gilded Widget Scale.