The Republic of Kispaming is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sapagan with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.769 billion Kispamingians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spagmik. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kispamingian economy, worth 773 trillion pesos a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,186 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kispaming's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Kispaming is ranked 292,482^nd in the world and 4,312^th in the Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.11 weapons per person.