The Free Land of Kimmy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.412 billion Kimmyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.6%.
The strong Kimmyian economy, worth 202 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,341 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
Sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, economists claim no news is good news, and pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kimmy's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Kimmy is ranked 261,177th in the world and 105th in Serenity for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kimmy's influence in Serenity fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in Kimmy, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Kimmy, economists claim no news is good news.
- : Following new legislation in Kimmy, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
- : Following new legislation in Kimmy, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
- : Following new legislation in Kimmy, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Following new legislation in Kimmy, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn.
- : Following new legislation in Kimmy, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape.
- : Following new legislation in Kimmy, the new one peso coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
- : Following new legislation in Kimmy, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty".
