The City of Kielce is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The democratic population of 2.067 billion Kielceans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Kielcean economy, worth 72.5 trillion Złoties a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,084 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kielce's national animal is the White Eagle.

Kielce is ranked 108,236^th in the world and 11^th in Poland for Most Patriotic, with 14.3 flags saluted per person per day.